Fence Plowing: Vandalizing in 2007
When I was a kid, filling a neighbor’s trees with toilet paper and egging their cars was one of the wildest forms of vandalism. If we snuck out at night, traipsed through a field of cow pies, and tried in vain to tip a cow over we were really cool … but not today.
Today’s generation is taking things a good step or two further, by running themselves full speed through fences.
You have to admit it’s really “brilliant and idiotic” at the same time. That’s what Adam Schleichkorn basically said when interviewed by FoxNews. He’s the father of fence plowing. The idea didn’t start as a way to vandalize your neighbors though. After the hurricanes in Central Florida there were hundreds of fences that had to be replaced. After he and some friends were “3 beers deep” the challenge was made. “Yo, dude, I guarantee if you run full speed you’ll go right through that fence.”
Two years and a few YouTube videos and now hundreds of teenagers are getting arrested for fence plowing.
If these poor kids are deprived in some way that gives them NO CHOICE but to crash into boundaries sombody put up just because, then who is to say they are not right to do so? I mean really! Some lines are drawn in unnecessary places, even right through a driveway for instance, and those types of lines need to be moved and fast!
But apparently it’s obvious to these well-meaning kids, who give some evidence of the delinquent tendency, that blind party-line status-quo fence posting demands response; a challenge. 
(headline) “Skinny kid smacks face-first into lonely old fence.” A match made in heaven!
See? The first letter of the first name of this guy is IDIOT!
At least put on a helmet. PLeeease!
I thought this had something to do with tractors. I pull a plow with my tractor. I like farm videos about tractors and stuff. My rig has two hemi cross 4 turbo over-head cams and a titanium exhaust pipe. Anybody want to see a pic, post here.
Jesus Mary and Joseph! Hoodlums up to no good. It makes me sad to see such a waste of youthful energy.
me and my buds and I went fence plowing a couple of times. It was a riot until this ting happened. Jim-Bob, a real brilyent dude, got a few sheets to the wind on his 2nd six-pack, ran back from the other side for what we call a ’round trip’ and got a plank drove in besides his eyeball. Now he’s got a glass eye there’s what he gots alright. It was real funny anyway until Jim-bob got hisself hurt. We quit doing it after that.
I could see this as an olympic event in a few years. First is has to be an exhibition and then if they think it’s good enough, it can go all the way to be a real olympic event. It would be funny to have it right alongside the hurdles.
ha ha aha…
That video is way better than watching a baseball game!
my papa johns has this fence that needs running down. it’s got holes all over it, he says “cause the wind can bloe througn it good.” i had a dream after watching that video and the fence plowers kept running under the fence, just like that ninja warrior show where the wall comes up and they get under it.
Hey hey hey they have their way with the fences! I didn’t see any ladies playing that game. Maybe those boys don’t know any, can’t find any, or are too skinny to hold a lady’s interest.
I want to get married to one of those guys! They are sooooo cool!
My first girlfriend, Janice, had a nose-job but she didn’t have to run into a wall to need one! Anyway, I didn’t care for the long slant nose.